Sterility Dross, author of the acclaimed best selling book Apples Ain't Oranges. Ms Dross, I've read your book and I would like to ask you some questions regarding your concept of productivity. May I ask these of you?"
"Certainly so Mr Busybody."
"Well, firstly I noticed that certain portions of your book are rather difficult to work through due to the many misspelled words and grammatical errors. Were these intentional perhaps Ms Dross?"
"In a way they were Mr Busybody. I don't like to chew my cabbage twice. Once I lay my words on paper, how they lay is how they stay."
"Um, ok. Now, regarding your concept of productivity, you state that one person should not have the right to require another person to live up to our own expectation, is your meaning as I have expressed it Ms Dross?"
"Rightly so Mr Busybody. How can anybody put their expectations on nobody else? It just ain't fair is what I says."
"I see Ms Dross. How then does your theory effect a parent trying to raise children, or the military, or an employer? Wouldn't expectations be expected in situations such as these?"
"Nope. Nobody's got the right to tell nobody else what they should do, plain and simple. Even God ain't got that right."
"Interesting. Ms Dross, I notice the many Christian posters and emblems you have strewn about this room. Shall I take it that you are Christian?"
"Yep. I goes to church like clockwork. None more religious than me I says."
"Well, Ms Dross. As I understand the concept of Christianity, one of the requirements of a Christian is that they produce fruit. If I recall correctly, branches, which as I take it refers to the Christian, that does not produce fruit will be cast into a fire. What do you have to say about such Scriptures as these?"
"Don't know Mr Busybody. All I knows is it ain't right to tell nobody else what to do."
"I may be wrong Ms Dross, but considering the severity of the punishment given to unproductive branches it would seem to me it would behoove one to investigate the meaning of such a command, wouldn't you say so Ms Dross?"
"All I knows is that it ain't right for nobody to tell nobody what to do. Now, just you get out of my house before I calls the cops. You high 'n mighty fellers talking rubbish like that. Just get out an' stay out!"
21Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. (Mat 7:)