First, a reason. Why do I have a
password protected page for such a trivial thing as a
site that just shows a bunch of pictures and writes a
pack of egotistic stories?
Good question. Now I've got a
question for you.
Why would you want to be a member
of a website that just displays trivial stories and
has to have a password given to get into it, and
there's nothing to gain from it?
Oh well, everybody to their own
thing, I guess.
Now for my reason for having such a thing.
Everybody else seems to
have one. So why not me?
Now that I've got the official diplomacy out of the
way, on to membership.
BENEFITS OF MEMBERSHIP:
None. But if you've got an ego as
big as mine I just might let you critique my
work and offer a suggestion or two.
If you have an ego bigger
than mine, and especially if your skill is more
than mine: I won't let you join. Competition I don't
REQUIREMENTS FOR BECOMING A MEMBER:
As stated above, that you don't
challenge my ability or my superiority.
However, a bit of knowledge of how
to work these dang computers might be a boon. I have
such a poor password protect system (or so good,
depending on your point of perspective) that I can't
get the thing to a' workin' most of the time. What
few people I've been able to hoodwink into becoming
members I rightly believe can't get in to harass me
most of the time.
MEANS TO BECOMING A MEMBER:
No mean people allowed. Only nice,
peaceful people who will not threaten my inferiority
complex. At this moment I have no means by which
anyone other than those who have already snuck in may
become a member. Check back in a year or two. Maybe
I'll be dead by then and the next critter who takes
over this site can figure out such complicated
Who started this whole thing anyway? Who's idea was
it to have a members only page? Let him (or
her) come and figure this thing out.